A New Epidemic Is Sweeping El Paso

Hundreds upon hundreds of turning signals have gone missing in El Paso, Texas. Pleas check your car and see if yours are still there. If you have yet to lose them please be sure to use them. If you have any information on these missing turning signals please contact the authorities. I mean they must have been stolen right? 'Cause everyone who cut me off this morning, yesterday, the day before and the day before and so on and so on were unable to signal that they wanted into the lane I was in.